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9th Dec 2013, 11:36 AM Episode #11 Script

Alright here's the script for #11. I'm not going to write too much here because I've gone through the script and written a commentary on it. Because I can't copy and paste the text directly, I've uploaded them as PDFs.

 

So here it is without:

 

And with:

 

 

And just for fun, here's Zack's original Datman pitch:

Narrator:
            Ghetto City Bank is being robbed!

            It's the Quizzler!
 

Police Officer:

            Quick, call for Dat-Man

 

POLICE OFFICER SHINES A SPOTLIGHT INTO THE SKY. CUT TO SPOTLIGHT, SHOWING A HAND SIGN THAT LOOKS LIKE A “dM”. DAT-MAN COMES IN THROUGH THE WINDOW.

 

Dat-Man:

            Stop right there, Quizzler!

Quizzler:

            Ah, Dat-Man, just the man I was expecting. There is a pop quiz for you! You could either A. Stop me from running out with the money.

CUT TO SCENE OF A BLACK LADY HANGING FROM A ROPE ON THE CEILING. BELOW HER IS A SHARK TANK.

 

Quizzler:

            B. Save your girlfriend.

 

Girlfriend:

            I'm a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.

 

CUT TO SCENE OF A CROWD GAGGED AND TIED WITH A BOMB IN FRONT OF THEM.

 

Quizzler:

            Or C. Defuse the bomb to save the people.

 

Dat-Man

            How about D. All of the above.

 

DAT-MAN THROWS A BOOMERRANG SHAPED LIKE A “D” AT THE ROPE ON THE CEILING, AND JUMPS IN TO CATCH HIS GIRLFRIEND. THE “D” FLYS AROUND TO THE BOMB, CUTTING ONE OF THE EXPOSED WIRES. THE “D” THEN FLYS TOWARDS THE QUIZZLER AND HITTING HIM IN THE BACK, DROPPING BAGS OF MONEY AND FALLING TO THE GROUND. THE “D” FLYS BACK TO DAT-MAN AND HE CATCHES IT.